Tuesday 11 June 2013

TOUCHING STORY OF TONTO DIKEH AND BURNA BOY

Tonto oh Tonto, whatever shall our social feeds be like without your
endless misadventures?

So over the weekend her royal 'highness' Tonto was in London for her
birthday bash from which she made an appearance at Iyanya's Kukere
concert and before we could say poko, Tonto was down on all fours with
her bossoms struggling to share the spotlight with her. Now of what
significance is this? If you haven't already made the connection,
allow us refresh your memory…

October 17, 2012: Tonto releases 2 singles 'High' and 'Itz Ova' to
much public ridicule and fanfare

October 17, 2012: Burna Boy tweets disgust at said singles. In his
words:  "God punish all of you who disrespect the name of music by
releasing d noisy wackness being released these days. Death is d least
yu deserve"

October 21, 2012: Burna Boy, for no discernible reason falls on stage
smack in the middle of his performance at the Hip Hop World Awards

Few hours after Hip Hop World Awards: Tonto Dike haven waited to get
her pound of flesh over Burna Boy's earlier comments tweets the
following: "Gud Mrng Loverz*May all ur problemz b blinded wit dark
shadez n Fall off their STAGE LiKE BURNABOY*IJN***#POKO#"….Hehehehhehe
itz Karma baby*D bitch beautiful……."

June 9, 2013……and 9 months later Tonto takes a fall of her own in the
full glare of adoring fans in obodo oyinbo for that matter.

Moral of the story: Never laugh at a man when he's down.

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